Thursday, July 17, 2008

Quotes of the Day from the Criminal Justice World

Today's quotes are brought to you by my colleague, Lisa. She graciously kept track of all the funny misspellings she read in the crop of cases she looked at today:

"Straight from the offense reports….

In Texas , we do things differently. In fact, we take it nice and slow when it comes to obtaining samples from DWI defendants to determine BAC (blood alcohol level)
Arresting officer then transported the defendant to the hospital for a 'blood drawl.'

The latest technological advancement in Artificial Intelligence:
'The computer check reviled [defendant’s] legal name to be…' Further, 'Officer conducted a computer check of [defendant] which reviled two open warrants…'

It’s always important to keep up with the latest fashion trends:
'[Defendant] continued to be uncooperative. I upholstered my Taser and pointed it at him.'


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1 comment:

Catherine said...

Upholstered? hee.